Meet the Wedding Party

Ruby Dallas

Maid of Honour

Recognize her? Ruby’s first job was playing “woman who died on the Titanic” at the Ontario Science Centre. Or do you know her better as Dr. Matilda Rose, the child clown? Perhaps you saw her name way down the line of Harriet Beecher Stowe’s family tree - they say she’s a descendant (we won’t say whether it’s apocryphal).

Jacob Jones

Best Man

Jake is left handed, which he swears is an “interesting fact” and insists on its inclusion. He studied in Central Asia (ask him where he lives now!), but spent his COVID years living in an abandoned church with an occupied cemetery. We have the pictures to prove it.

Neil Rimmer and Trevor Walsh

Officiant & Master of Ceremonies

You might have seen Neil as an extra in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (yes - he will be signing autographs). Or maybe you rubbed elbows with him one lonely night in a Victoria jail when he was 18. He also - famously - runs a wildly successful bumper sticker company with the bride and groom. Our profits are funding this wedding (just kidding).

Trevor! It’s us! He can’t see you - he once superglued his eyes closed (no context provided nor asked for). He’s perhaps the only man to have been kicked out of a bar on Bourbon Street for his questionable clothes (we can’t promise he’ll be better dressed for the wedding). He also once unintentionally lived in his grandmother’s house 60 years later!